Dr Evil and Mini Me.... (a scientific report)

(This report is suitable for trained scientists who have to write ""papers"" their entire life..... Now you can guess what sort of things I have been doing these days!)
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/Summary/ Judging from the abdominal relief of Dr. C. Evil, it has been suggested that the future replicate of Drs. C and G Evils will be a Mini_Me (1, 2, Fig. 1), . The actual size of the suspecting object has been difficult to obtained due to the potential harzard of "LASER" intrusion. In this report, a new technology is employed to demonstrate the true dimension of this unknown suspect. We show here, for the first time, a direct evidence of the fetal size in real time and we conclude that this is NOT going to be a Mini-Me.

/Method/ The authors apologise that the method is still top-secret and can only be revealed after an official review from the committees.

/Results/

The fetal size was assessed at two different stages by Dr. Miras with three parameters: BIP, DAT and FEMUR, which represents The Biparietal Diameter (aka Head Size), The Abdominal Transverse Diameter (aka if it's a big budda) and Femur length (aka if it's a future cyclist or a weight lifter), repectively. It is clearly shown that the object is growing really well, even ahead of the ideal growth range (i.e. at top or middle of the curve). Therefore, we conclude that the size of the future baby Evil is just perfect despite the exterior impression.


/Ref./
1. Anonymous Brest women on the streets (2006)
2. Some (prefer-to-be) anoymous friends/ relatives (2006).

/Acknowledgements/ The authors would like to thank the cooperation of the 'non-mini-me' during the experiments. This study was partly funded by CPAM and Mutuel (Insurances).