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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Rapport de croissance

最近總覺得身輕如燕,本來以為是事情一件件解決(其實更多剩下的都是假裝忘記而已),煩惱變少了; 還是就要回台灣,夢想會有很多人排隊幫我抱小孩,心情突然愉悅起來。今天總算真相大白,原來我的體重都長到小朋友身上去了。本來不足月的可憐瘦小猴(2.9kg),在不知不覺中已經變成壯壯小石頭(5.4kg)!

婦女們,不用花錢去瘦身,照顧小孩,可以讓您拋去不要的體脂肪~

(我要回台灣大吃大喝啦 哇哈哈~)

2-month report: Taille 57.5 cm, Poids 5.4 kg et PC 39 cm (Evolution as filled circle symbols)

I am now an above-average-sized baby. (Mama is a bit worried if I continue to grow at the same rate, though. She said to me to follow the Child Growth Curve, not the carbon dioxide concentration in the atmosphere.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Remember, when he is two, measure his height and double it and that should be his full grown height. On the other hand...according to this, Cleo should be 180cm fullgrown. Given that I am 145cm and her father is 175cm...this is unlikely.
On a positive note....you have GREAT breast milk :D